How would you classify this person?

After a grueling night shift, I’m placidly walking out to my car in Pentagon North Parking when I run across this monstrosity.

How would you term the owner of this car?

a. Tool (my first impression)
b. Joe (USNA slang)
c. “That Guy” (Adam’s suggestion)
d. Insert your own when you comment

P.s. Can anyone say lack of OPSEC?