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Posts Tagged ‘Bill’s Inane Whims

Zombie Survival Quiz

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I scored a Z+, which means I’m a bad ass. I got an F in the emotional readiness part though. Silly me choosing to help others.

Find out your Zombie Survival grade here!

In other news, my extension at DISA has been officially granted.  Now, assuming the Navy doesn’t decide to deploy me randomly in the 6 months between the new “end” of my tour here, and my official separation date,I’m golden and I’ll somehow have managed to make all of this work in my favor.


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July 18, 2008 at 12:04 pm

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A Man Among Men

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Now I know that not everyone who reads my blog has the same political leaning as me, but I think that in 2008 we can look deep down and reach across party lines to unite behind a candidate that can truly make this country a better place.  Instead of being the candidate for “change”, he’s the candidate for “You saw what I could do with duct tape and a swiss army knife, imagine what I could do as President!”

So forget this McCain vs. Obama shiznat, and jump on the bandwagon.  There’s plenty of room!

Don’t believe me?  This is a list of what he accomplished in just the pilot episode.

Disarmed missile with a paperclip
Matches & rope got rifle to shoot itself
Smashed pistol barrel to use as rocket thruster
Kicked grate to test for hidden laser
Lit cigarette with hidden laser
Smoked cigarette to find hidden laser
Used binocular eyepiece to catch laser beam
Aimed laser beam at source to “kill” it
Knotted fire hose to build up water pressure
Used said hose to lift steel beam
Tested heat on door with a stick (it caught fire)
Milk Chocolate candy stops sulphuric acid leak
Used shirt to filter gases
Sodium metal & cold capsule explosive
Flipped lights in morse code

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July 14, 2008 at 11:50 am

Star Wars meets… the Red Sox?

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Not sure what the occasion was… I mean, it’s not like either of these two have been featured in any recent movies…

Honestly, it looks like Chewy has a gun.

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July 1, 2008 at 11:12 pm


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I thought that I’d repost this video. Those of you who know me must be aware that when I deem something funny, it does not become “unfunny” to me for a long long time. Hence, I’m still laughing at this as much as I did when I first saw it.

Josh, if you ever read this, I’m pretty sure your “flow” is about as good as Jermaine’s during his freestyle.

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July 1, 2008 at 3:00 pm