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My Review of the Axe Shower Tool (AST)

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Marketing – 10/10 – girls in Bikinis appear in my shower and use the AST to get me clean and fresh smelling.  I’m sold.

Reality – 0/10 – no girls in Bikinis in my shower utilizing the AST to get me clean and fresh smelling.  I’m downtrodden.

Luffa Side – 10/10 – not as soft as most luffas, which makes it almost painful to use.  I interpret this as an expression of my masculinity, and love it.

Scub Side – 0/10 – I haven’t really found a use for it, though according to the above mentioned commercial, Bikini clad women should be scrubbing the soles of my feet.

Usability – 10/10 – it has a cool rubber grip.  I dig things with cool rubber grips.

Soap Retaining Ability – 0/10 – I might be retarded, but it seems to lose the soap as soon as I start to use it.  This is frustrating, and makes me buy lots of Axe shower soap.  I smell a conspiracy.

I guess that’s all I have to say about that.


Written by DMN

September 28, 2008 at 11:29 pm

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