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A Man Among Men

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Now I know that not everyone who reads my blog has the same political leaning as me, but I think that in 2008 we can look deep down and reach across party lines to unite behind a candidate that can truly make this country a better place.  Instead of being the candidate for “change”, he’s the candidate for “You saw what I could do with duct tape and a swiss army knife, imagine what I could do as President!”

So forget this McCain vs. Obama shiznat, and jump on the bandwagon.  There’s plenty of room!

Don’t believe me?  This is a list of what he accomplished in just the pilot episode.

EPISODE 001 PILOT
Disarmed missile with a paperclip
Matches & rope got rifle to shoot itself
Smashed pistol barrel to use as rocket thruster
Kicked grate to test for hidden laser
Lit cigarette with hidden laser
Smoked cigarette to find hidden laser
Used binocular eyepiece to catch laser beam
Aimed laser beam at source to “kill” it
Knotted fire hose to build up water pressure
Used said hose to lift steel beam
Tested heat on door with a stick (it caught fire)
Milk Chocolate candy stops sulphuric acid leak
Used shirt to filter gases
Sodium metal & cold capsule explosive
Flipped lights in morse code

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Written by DMN

July 14, 2008 at 11:50 am

Macgyver Gets Lazy

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I just got back from a fantastic trip to the heartland (read: Ohio). I was indoctrinated into the world of cattle and NASCAR. Conversely, I think I managed to sway the country folk from Bud Light to Sam Adams Summer Ale. I got this in an email from T.Ohhe while I was there.

MacGyver

Discuss.

Written by DMN

July 8, 2008 at 7:37 am

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