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A Man Among Men

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Now I know that not everyone who reads my blog has the same political leaning as me, but I think that in 2008 we can look deep down and reach across party lines to unite behind a candidate that can truly make this country a better place.  Instead of being the candidate for “change”, he’s the candidate for “You saw what I could do with duct tape and a swiss army knife, imagine what I could do as President!”

So forget this McCain vs. Obama shiznat, and jump on the bandwagon.  There’s plenty of room!

Don’t believe me?  This is a list of what he accomplished in just the pilot episode.

EPISODE 001 PILOT
Disarmed missile with a paperclip
Matches & rope got rifle to shoot itself
Smashed pistol barrel to use as rocket thruster
Kicked grate to test for hidden laser
Lit cigarette with hidden laser
Smoked cigarette to find hidden laser
Used binocular eyepiece to catch laser beam
Aimed laser beam at source to “kill” it
Knotted fire hose to build up water pressure
Used said hose to lift steel beam
Tested heat on door with a stick (it caught fire)
Milk Chocolate candy stops sulphuric acid leak
Used shirt to filter gases
Sodium metal & cold capsule explosive
Flipped lights in morse code

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Written by DMN

July 14, 2008 at 11:50 am

5 Responses

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  1. he’s got my endorsement.

    Melissa

    July 14, 2008 at 3:13 pm

  2. I could support MacGyver. Any candidate with a long history of brawling, chasing bad guys, and being part of a covert operations organization can’t be that bad. And the best part is, he’s fictional so he has no dirty laundry to worry about!

    – T. Ohhe

    T. Ohhe

    July 15, 2008 at 4:41 am

  3. Has anyone seen the Simpsons episode where Marge’s sisters kidnap MacGyver? It’s pretty entertaining!

    Samantha

    July 15, 2008 at 7:25 am

  4. Although I usually disagree with the right leaning former ensign, I like his B-celebrity candidacy proposal. I knew he was the man who could lead our country through the darkest hours when he wiped out a voracious army of ants all by himself in Brazil. That kind of guy is like a warm blankey at night. Now only if he was at least half Asian.

    Ianthekorean

    July 16, 2008 at 3:38 pm

  5. 1. Never call MacGyver a B-celebrity. He will eat you.
    2. Would he being half-Asian be enough for him to add “Ninja” to his resume? I’ve been wondering for a while how Asian someone has to be before they’re actually a Ninja.

    openfire06

    July 17, 2008 at 12:21 am


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