Legal Muse

Veto – In response to our Endangered Species Act Memo:

“Man, all this reading about the Endangered Species Act makes me want to go out and hunt me some endangered grey wolf with a side of grizzley.”

I’m starting to think the overall liberal flair of law school is making some people see the stupidity of it.

While doing LRW homework (on her birthday nonetheless – Happy Birthday!), Veto began to vent about the TREAT method of legal writing that we’re being taught to follow.

Veto:

Forget style

its blind adherence to this treat paradigm

its like i have to follow the treat paradigm when telling someone to kiss my ass

Me:

hahaha

Veto:

Question Perscribed: “Will so and so kiss my ass if I tell him/her to on my birthday?”

(T) So and so will most definitely kiss my ass.

(R) A person has to kiss my ass when I say so.

(E) I Said so to so and so so so and so has to kiss my ass.

(A) The kiss my ass rule applies in any situation where I tell someone to kiss my ass and since I told so and so to kiss my ass, so and so has to do so.

(T) So and so is legally bound to kiss my ass.